“二战(zhàn )”时期,盟军要实施(📼)安奇奥登陆计(🌰)划,迫于(yú )对(duì )一门叫安(🤢)奇奥大(🎺)炮的超(chāo )级武器的忌(jì )(🌰)惮(dàn ),要派两个精(jīng )锐(ruì )特工去摧毁这门(🎏)大(❣)炮,结(jié )果(guǒ )两个傻逼被派了(🔸)去,最后(🗄)经过(guò )一连串搞(gǎo )笑事件,阴差阳(yáng )(🏐)错的最后完(wán )(📞)成(🎿)了任务。 片段一:德国人在北(běi )非(fēi )布置了一(💞)个陷阱,准(🧚)备(bèi )了(🔩)一(yī )幅假的防御(⏯)工事地(dì )图让这二个士兵带回去。他们却阴差阳错的拿(🤸)走了真的(de )地(🙀)图,最终赢(yíng )得(dé )(🈴)了战(⛏)役。 片(piàn )段二:他(⛳)们化装(zhuāng )成管(🏯)道(dào )工潜入(rù )德军在意(🧣)大利(⚾)的司令部,给(gěi )他(tā )(❕)们卫生间的管道(👊)修得乱七八(🦇)糟,把(bǎ )(➡)将(🏻)军淋(lín )了个(🐨)落汤鸡。将(jiāng )军去换衣服(📟),拉开抽屉发(fā )现一套新的军服(fú ),于是(shì )洗头洗脸(liǎn )准备(bèi )(🥤)换上新军服(fú )的(de )时候(hòu )闭着眼(🚲)把脸盆里的脏水(🐖)倒进(jìn )抽(chōu )屉里了(le )(🚡)(柜(guì )子(zǐ )旁边有一个废(👛)水桶(😳))。那个将军(🔪)是最主(🛃)要的一个(💅)配角,很有意思。到影片结(jié )(⛴)束(shù )前(❄)1分(🈺)钟,都(🔮)没有一句台词。最后说(shuō )了(🐌)一句“谢(xiè )谢”。 片段三:德军有(yǒu )一(yī )门(🚓)超级(jí )大(dà )炮俯(fǔ )视着联(🗒)军将要登陆的(de )海(🏖)滩。这二(🕌)个士(shì )兵居然化装成希特(tè )勒和随从,去视察大(😂)炮,把(👧)大(🐼)炮炸掉(🥈)了。 (🌲) In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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