“二战”时期,盟(méng )军要实(shí )施安(📒)奇奥登陆(lù )(🔼)计划,迫(pò )于(🕟)对(duì )一(🛍)门叫安(ān )奇(🤴)奥(ào )大炮(pào )的超(chāo )级(🆖)武器的忌惮,要派两(liǎng )个(🥩)精锐特工去摧毁(⏬)这门(mén )大炮,结(jié )果两个傻逼被派了去,最后经过一连串搞笑事件,阴(yīn )差(🚉)阳错(cuò )的最(🕌)后完成了任务。 (✖)片段一(🚸):德国人在北非(fēi )布置了一个陷阱,准备(bèi )了一(yī )幅假的(🚨)防(fáng )御工事地图(tú )让(💱)这二个士兵带(🥎)回去。他们却阴差阳错的(🤠)拿走了真的地图(🙉),最终(🎾)赢(yíng )得了战役(🥫)。 片段二:他们(😍)化装成管道工潜入德(🐀)军在意(🧣)大利的(de )司令部,给他(❕)们(men )卫(wèi )生(shēng )间的管(🍑)道修得乱七(qī )八(bā )糟,把将军淋了(le )个(gè )落汤鸡。将军去换(huàn )衣(💹)服,拉开抽屉发现一(yī )(🎥)套新(🈺)的军(jun1 )服,于(🤥)是洗头(🔤)洗脸准(📸)备(🥤)换(huàn )上新(xīn )军服(🥅)的(de )时候闭着眼把脸盆(pén )里(lǐ )的脏(zāng )水倒(dǎo )(🆙)进抽屉(tì )里了(🚡)((🌸)柜(📞)子旁(páng )边有一(🍁)个废水桶(😳))。那个将军(jun1 )是最主(🛃)要的(de )(👩)一个配角(❓),很有意思(🎴)。到影片(piàn )结(⛴)束前(❄)1分钟,都(dōu )没(méi )有一句(jù )台词。最后说了(le )一句(🖱)“谢谢(xiè )”。 片(piàn )(💨)段三:(🛃)德军有一门超级(jí )大炮(pào )俯视(shì )着(🍉)联军将(🐣)要登陆(lù )的海滩。这二个士兵(😼)居然化装成希(🏁)特勒和(hé )随从,去(qù )视(shì )察大炮,把大炮(🕤)炸掉(diào )了(🖥)。 (🌲) In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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